medically speaking
calvin: what’s it like to fall in love?
hobbes: well.. they say the object of your affection walks by…
calvin : yeah?
hobbes: First your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This condition shorts the circuits to your brain and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves.
calvin: that’s love?!?
hobbes: medically speaking..
-calvin and hobbes
